It's a Hard Job... ;)

During a lunch conversation in the cafeteria on why my 1st grader isn't going to get married.

"You have to find someone to promise you they won't break up with you. That's a hard job!"

Later on in the conversation...

"Was it a hard job to get Dustin to love you and not break up with you?"

Knowledgies

a 1st graders prayer this morning:

"...Bless us as we get the knowledgies in our head from the teacher..."

What are you?

I have been meaning to write this for a while. I am teaching first grade and I want to make sure I remember all the funny things they say.


Amy: "I am half Indian" (said with kind of a stuck up voice)
Sara: "Oh Ya! Well I'm half pilgrim!"

I laugh at myself...

Five years ago I used a fake ID to sneak into a club in Australia.

Today I snuck into an educational seminar held in the Opryland Hotel in Nashville.

Oddly enough, I was equally nervous doing both of these things. I think that says enough...